KRAKT: Real F#ck#n Techno = PARTYROCK

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[wp_ad_camp_2] After some absence, it looks like techno is making a comeback in Seattle! After all the festivities of Decibel festival in which we enjoyed artists like Jerry Abstract, Octave One, Carl Craig, DVS1, Peter Van Hoesen and more, the KRAKT crew is back with a series of new events. [wp_ad_camp_1] A few years ago, KRAKT were throwing some legendary events until they decided to stop. Yet, KRAKT headquarters resurrected and felt Seattle “had grown a big vagina.” And that it was time for “Techno, Booze and Bitches!” Well Hammarica.com…

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RETURN OF KRAKT Preview

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[wp_ad_camp_2] Hammarica.com’s crew is excited to see what the new Krakt techno parties will bring to Seattle. What is Krakt??? Check it out: [wp_ad_camp_1] KRAKT WATCHING SEATTLE. KRAKT NOT IMPRESSED. SEATTLE GET SOFT. GROW HUGE VAGINA. KRAKT DISGUSTED. PLUG VAGINA. MAKE IT DO KEGEL EXERCISE. FILL WITH TECHNO. AND BOOZE. WEEK AFTER DECIBEL.KRAKT NO CARE ABOUT MOLY HANGOVERS. SEATTLE NOT NEED SEROTONIN. SEATTLE ONLY NEED ROLE MODEL. KRAKT RECRUIT BRYAN ZENTZ. ZENTZ PROVEN INSURGENT. TRAIN SEATTLE TO DESTROY. MAKE MAN OF SEATTLE. KRAKT GET PIG & DAN. PIG AND KRAKT…

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